In the kitchen:
Setting: I am cleaning out our food shelves
Me: I’m going to put the coffee salt and pasta all on the lower shelf since it is what we use the most. I’ll put bread crumbs and flour above.
G: flour and pasta should be kept together
Me: *sigh* this is the difference between a communist and a free marketeer. A communist rules by ideology, regardless of whether the enforcement is welcome, sensical or beneficial. A free marketeer adapts his approach to human nature and positive outcomes.
G: so I am a communist?
Me: kitchen communist
G: *starts to pour water on my head*
Me: as a free marketeer I probably believe in private gun ownership…
from Bringing Sexy Back to Economics http://ift.tt/1sfP6mX